I have nothing to say. And by nothing to say I mean my life is boring. Therefore, I give you: THE PERFECT MAN! ;) This is Tiffany's idea.
The perfect man should...
1. have a REALLY big...wallet. (No money required. I just like a large wallet).
2. play at least one musical instrument.
3. be confident enough in his manliness to wear a purple shirt on a Tuesday.
3. never beat small dogs or children (that one's for you, CliffordJ).
4. be able to eat more pizza than me in one sitting.
5. be able to tolerate lactose...I only have one bathroom.
6. be willing to save me from the lethal spray of a water gun (to the tune of "I will always love you").
7. be taller than me by at least 2 inches. No! 3 inches.
8. be willing to watch girly movies without complaining more than once.
9. have a love of broadway showtunes surpassed only by a love for his mother.
10. not think my sister's hotter than me (whether or not it is the truth).
11. wear a size 10 1/2 shoe.
12. have read "Puddnhead Wilson" at least twice and LOVED it....both times.
13. not have the bird flu.
14. understand the difference between a "difference" and a "disorder".
15. hate to play Monopoly.
16. only beat me on Saturdays.
17. have been a water-skiing Buddhist monk in a past life.
18. be able to connect anyone to Kevin Bacon within 6 degrees.
19. love the giraffe more than any other animal.
20. have never been convicted of a sex crime.
21. know all the words to "Bombs Over Baghdad".
22. bewitch me, body and soul.
23. be Mr. Darcy.
12 years ago
3 comments:
So what's with the 10-1/2 shoes? Do you have a lot of these around the house and you need to unload them on someone? I had a lot of those once.
maybe i should, but i really don't consider 12/24 (#3, #3 the sequel, #4!, 6,7,8,9,13,14,15,18,20 and #2 eventually...) to be all that bad. you're really only 5'6"? sweet. feel free to check my shoes for size, wear n' tear. oh, and happy st. patty's day! time to run home now... xostephen
Indeed, 12 out of 24 is not too shabby. Although I still really don't think that mini-me piece of pizza counts as a ninth slice. But whatever. I'll let you have it THIS ONE TIME.
Oh, and Glenncito, I just happen to think that 10.5 is a nice size for a foot to be. I can, however, overlook this one flaw if all the other requirements are met. :)
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