This is what I've resorted to as I have nothing better to say.

So this is the longest survey that has ever been created. I actually started deleting the more boring questions about halfway down...But I was bored.

How many keys are on your keychain?
8. I guess that's a lot because I kinda get made fun of a lot for it.

What curse word do you use the most?
dangit :)

Do you own an iPod?
No, but I have an mp3 player! Does that count?

Who on your Myspace "Top 8" do you talk to the most?
Carly, of course! :)

What time is your alarm clock set for?
Please. I'm on spring break.

How many suitcases do you own?
um....3 I guess. That's not a very exciting question, is it.

Do you wear flip-flops even when it’s cold outside?
I don't really feel like the flip flop look is a good one.

Where do you buy your groceries from?
Ugh. Walmart. I tried to quit going there but I JUST CAN'T!

Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Well, I like taking the picture until I get the pictures developed/downloaded and I'm not in any of them. Then I decide that I really like being IN the picture more than I like taking it.

Who do you want to be near more than anything right now?
Um.....Mr. Darcy. Dumb question.

What was the last movie you watched?
Probably Dave Chappelle's Block Party.

Do any of your friends have children?
Yeah. Elisa has one beautiful little girl. :)

If you won the lottery, what’s the first thing you would buy?
A Jeep Wagoneer for Carly and an El Camino for myself. Then I'd probably pay for Carly's college.

Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Pretty much anyone who has ever met me.

Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
I don't need it. Sleep is my only true talent.

What CD is currently in your CD player?
Radiohead (Ok Computer)

Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Either skim or chocolate. But if it's chocolate it can't be low fat. Yuck.

Has anyone told you a secret this week?
hmm...Probably not. If they did, I forgot it already. Really, that's why I'm the best person to tell secrets to. I'll never tell anyone because I'll forget what you told me in the first place.

When was the last time someone hit on you?
Aw, how sad....I don't remember. I really don't get hit on very often...But my speech client brought me chocolates the other day and it made me really happy! :)

Do you wear hoodies often?
I'm wearing a hoodie right now! Weird...

Can you whistle?
I can! Right now I'm whistling "I like the way you move".

Have you ever participated in a protest?
I used to protest marching band all the time in high school but I don't think that counts.

Who was the last person to call you?
Jodi.

What is your favorite ride at an amusement park?
That one at White Water that's right under the Cliffhanger.

Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Absolutely. Who cares.

What area code are you in right now?
770. Lovejoy, repruhsent. Holla!

Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Of course, although Mr. Rogers was my favorite. I just can't resist a man in a cardigan.

How big is your local mall?
Pretty decent-sized I guess but I don't go there unless I need an outfit to go with my new hair weave.

How many siblings do you have?
2 (BG and Carly) and a sister in law (Tricia).

Are you shy around the opposite sex?
I would say I'm more shy around chicks. What does that mean?

What is your biggest regret?
not staying in shape when I got to college.

When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
At Stevi B's when Stephen was talking about pooping himself and then leaving his soiled garments in a bucket of water with a note to his parents explaining what happened. hahahaha. Yep, still funny.

What movie do you know every line to?
While I probably don't know EVERY line to any movie, I do know a lot of the lines from Fight Club and Anne of Green Gables.

Do you own any band t-shirts?
Yes. YOU and Eisley.

When was your last plane ride?
Home from NYC sometime last year.

How many chairs are at your dining room table?
Eight! I just counted.

What is your favorite salad dressing?
The Ranch dressing they have at Golden Corral and other fine buffet restaurants.

Do you read for fun?
yes yes yes. Today I started "Still Life with Woodpecker".

Can you speak any languages other than English?
I have this problem where I start learning languages and then quit when it gets to the point where I'm supposed to be able to use the language socially...So I halfway know Spanish, French, and sign language.

Do you do your own dishes?
Always. Except for that time that Jay made me steak AND washed the dishes afterwards. I thought for sure that the world was coming to an end.

What color is your bedroom painted?
pink. And I am SICK OF IT! Somebody come paint for me.

Have you ever cried in public?
Yes. In fact, I ONLY cry in public.

Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
Laptop! What did I do before I got this thing? Oh yeah. I never left my computer desk.

Which do you make: wishes or plans?
ermmm....I would say that I make wishes and then, if they come true, I pretend that I planned it that way all along.

Are you always trying to learn new things?
Well, as I am still in school at the moment, I am forced to learn new things all the time.

Do you shower on a daily basis?
Sometimes twice a day. I really like taking showers and/or baths. It’s kind of an obsession.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Not at all. Scared of needles.

Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?
I think that if he asks me out he should pay...But after that, I'll pay for myself. Unless he's very rich and I have no job. :)

Can you skip rocks?
Most of the time. One time I skipped a boulder. That was really impressive.

Have you ever been to Jamaica?
No. I don't like the beach so I try to stay away from tropical locations.

What do you like to snack on at the movie theatres?
Popcorn with extra butter and a Mr. Pibb.

Who was your favorite teacher?
Mrs. Harris. She let us run amuck all throughout class. It was great. I don't think I even remember what class she taught...

What is the weather like?
As perfect as weather could be.

Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Sure, why not. As long as he's not impossibly lame.

Do you have an online journal?
http://givemebackmyconverse.blogspot.com

What was your favorite class in high school?
GOVERNMENT! That's what Mrs. Harris taught. (I just thought of it).

Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes?
I really hate flying. I tend to sit there and imagine what my body would look like falling to the ground....It's just not healthy.

What personality trait is a must-have in the opposite sex?
Humor and a healthy amount of confidence.

Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
yeah

When was the last time you slept on the floor?
Saturday night. Well, I guess I technically slept on a blow up mattress on the floor.....but it still counts.

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Rum and coke minus the rum. :)

Does your closest Starbucks have a drive-thru?
No. And it's really hard to find parking. So I never go.

Do you like your living arrangement?
Very much. Except for the occasional beer can left in the living room, I have no complaints. He even fixes things for me and babysits the dogs when I'm out of town. So it's wonderful.

What is your mother’s hometown?
Decatur, GA

How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
Probably 3 or so.

Do you eat breakfast daily?
It's probably my favorite meal. Pop Tarts are like a gift from Heaven.

What was the last thing to scare you?
I was watching Montel this morning and he had that psychic lady on....And that always freaks me out and makes me think there are ghosts watching me.

Are your days full and fast-paced?
Last semester, yes. This semester, not so much.

Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class?
Once in 5th grade Jared kept talking to me while the teacher was talking and then I got in trouble for it. I was emotionally scarred and have never talked in class since.

What is your favorite fruit?
Probably kiwis or mangos. But they’re both too complicated to eat…so I never do.

Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
Oh please. No way.

Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
I mean, it kinda bothers me sometimes if it’s REALLY bad. But I don’t think I have very good spelling and/or grammar so I’m not allowed to be picky about it.

Do you believe in life on other planets?
Sure, why not. Maybe not aliens like ET or anything…but you never know.

Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yeah, I serve as the purse/sunglasses holder while everyone else rides the roller coasters. I’m too scared. :/

Who was the last person to piss you off?
I honestly don’t remember the last time I was pissed off….Oh, yes I do. But I don’t wanna talk about it.

Do you believe that God has a gender?
Does it really matter? I mean, I technically call him “He” because that’s what they do in the Bible, but if He was a She….nothing much would be different. That’s what I think, at least.

What was the last thing you ate?
A Chic-fil-A sandwich

Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
Opposite, I think. As I said before, I’m really shy around the ladies.

What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
A peanut. Ok, I don’t know. But that would be cute. Or I would look like a peanut/turd….So yeah, maybe that’s actually not a good idea.

How did your parents pick your name?
My mom picked it out for my brother, but then he was a boy. So by the time I came around “Ashley” was the most popular thing in the world to name your baby…So I’m boring. That’s my point.

Do you like mustard?
I like spicy mustard a lot. The regular kind is not so good.

What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
There’s this prayer I like to say…I always tell people it’s a Jewish prayer but I’m not sure if it actually is or if I just made that up. Anyway, it always makes me feel better because it refers to God as Magen David (“the Shield of David”), referring to the fact that, even though David was small and really just kinda helpless, he trusted in God to help him and, as a result, he achieved all sorts of amazing things. So, in summary, that’s what I tell myself when times get hard….basically.

Would you ever sky dive?
Never ever ever. C’mon, I’m too scared to ride a roller coaster. Don’t be ridiculous.

Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
All of the above. When I can’t fall asleep, I have to lie on my stomach with my arms underneath me and my feet crossed. But otherwise I’m kinda just all over the place.

What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself?
I have thought and thought about this question and I just cannot come up with a satisfactory answer. Any help?

Do you enjoy giving hugs?
Yeah, to certain people.

Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?
Well, I guess people have told me before that I am, but I think they might have been making fun of me. :(

What celebrities have you been compared to?
Jennifer Jason Leigh and Geena Davis (I don’t get that one).

Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Never saw Star Wars, but I actually need to add that Princess Leia person to my list of celebrities I get compared to.

Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
Yeah, it does. I just don’t like when people don’t do what they say they’re gonna do. Very annoying.

What books, if any, have made you cry?
Harry Potter, recently. But there are many more. Many many many more.

Are you a jealous person?
Yeah, it’s actually a problem that I make a conscious effort to rid myself of.

What’s your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
no

Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
Sometimes I feel really guilty when I think about the animals. It makes me cry sometimes. But these thoughts rarely come after actually eating the meat because it’s just SO tasty. I can’t help it.

If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
I think my mom was gonna name me Drew or something like that.

Did you ever celebrate "Pi Day" in school?
YES! In fact, wasn’t that just a few days ago? 3/14….Yeah.

What is the time?
9:23am