My name is: Blaketron: Robot in disguise.
I may seem: like a beautiful or unique snowflake.
But I'm really: the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
People who know me think: I'm cooler than anyone they've ever met.
If you knew me you'd probably: want to hold hands with me. I would let you, by the way.
Sometimes I feel: like a nut. Sometimes I don't.
My days are pretty full of: laughter and dancing and general merriment
Yesterday: was Friday. I ate pizza. People came to Athens. It was good.
In the morning I: arise and meet the day with a smile and a song.
I like to sleep: Yes.
If I could be doing anything right now I would be: making out with Jim Halpert.
Money is: smelly. Literally. It smells funny.
All you need is: Charter OnDemand
If I had one wish it would be: for teleportation to be possible for humans.
When I look in the mirror I see: the love of my life.
Love is: my family and my Group.
If an angel flew into my window at night I would: freak out.
If a demon crashed into my window I would: freak out more, probably.
I live for: Sylvia Browne Wednesdays on Montel
I am afraid of: water, eternity
I dream about: making out with (insert name here).
I daydream about: 1987. That was a good year.

PART TWO

Five Items I Have Brand Loyalty To:
1. Gatorade
2. Always ultra-thins
3. Jelly Belly
4. Breyers
5. DairyEase milk

Five Things I Would buy With $100,000:
1. El Camino
2. music
3. good jeans
4. Carly's college tuition
5. friends

Five Bands/Artists You've been listening to Lately:
1. Weird Al Yankovic
2. Ben Folds
3. Outkast
4. Foreigner
5. Drew Danburry

Top Five Places I'd Like To Run Away To:
1. Atlanta
2. England (although I've never been there so I don't know if I'd like it)
3. the mountains (any mountains, really)
4. anywhere in New England (bc I like it there)
5. Your mom's house.

PART THREE

Date of birth?: 23 February 1983
Sex?: chick
Height?: 5 and a half
Eye color?: hayzl
I Come From?: my mother's vaginal canal
Do you have a bf/gf?: yes
If so, what is their name: Mr. Darcy. First name "Mister", last name "Darcy"
How long have you been together?: Since I first read "Pride and Prejudice" and realized that no other man could ever compete.
What are you wearing right now?: I'm naked.
Do you smoke?: just crack and the occasional reefer
Do you drink?: mmmm...gatorade
Are you ghetto?: Shi' man. I's da muh-fuh'in prezzdent uh gheddo. You's uh crazy muh-fuh'r.
Are you a player?: I play soccer sometimes. Also, I like to date at least 3 boys at the same time.
Are you shy or outgoing?: both, equally.
Do you shower?: If the mood strikes. Which it usually does. At least once a day.
Do you hate school?: I don't hate it. I just wish it would be over now.
Do you have a social life?: yes. As much as I try to run, it always seems to find me.
How easily do you trust people?: not very, but I tend to tell them things/rely on them anyway.
Do you like to dance?: not booty-dancing, but I like to shuffle my feet and flail my arms about to the beat of the music.
What's your favorite drink?: sweet tea with mint
Do you have a curfew?: um, no.
What name brand do you wear the most?: probably American Eagle
What do you have pierced?: nothing. I'm scared of needles. I should add that to my "scared of" list.
What do you want pierced?: nothing.
Do you like taking pictures?: I really do.
Do you like getting your picture taken?: Even more than I like taking pictures.
Have you ever played anyone?: I don't know what that question means.
Have you ever been fired from a job?: Not even once.
Do you even have a job?: Not one that I get paid for. I am a graduate student/speech pathologist, so I pay to have a job, really.
Were do you want a tattoo?: I don't want a tattoo, but if I had to get one, I would probably get it somewhere really standard, like my foot or my forearm.
What do you have a tattoo of?: Nothing. I thought we already talked about this.
What are your favorite flowers?: tulips. no question.
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: haha. If you could only see a slideshow of my ex-boyfriends...You would understand why that question is hard to answer.
What does your most recent crush look like?: hot
What was the last compliment you received?: Somebody told me "I would do you if I were a slut". I thought that was sweet. haha.
Do you like getting dirty?: yeah, unless I'm going somewhere where I'm supposed to look nice.
What does your hair look like right now?: disgusting.
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: I have tried. It's too hard.
When was your last real heartbreak?: When I found out that Colin Firth is married. I was depressed about that for days.
Describe your looks?: I would say I'm kinda good-lookin'. I'm not ugly. Let's leave it at that.
Are you the romantic type?: Oh goodness....Probably. But I don't like sappy love stuff like poems and talking about feelings.
What do the shoes you last wore look like?: pink, pointy
What is one of your bad qualities?: I bite my nails a lot
What is one of your good qualities?: My winning personality
What do you drive? mini cooper
What does your xanga username mean?: my what? Oh, xanga. I think I had one of those. Smasherlicious...a combination of my nickname (Smasher) and "delicious", I suppose
What's your favorite xanga to read?: I can't say that a read any...sorry.
Do you wear Chucks?: all the time.

:...The Last...:

last kiss: I smooched Jackie O (the dog) a little while ago
last hickey: ? Do people still do the hickey thing?
last car ride: Glenn took us the long way back from Mexicali. But it's ok bc it was a nice day and campus is really pretty.
last good cry: I can't remember....I honestly don't cry often. I have no heart. And no tear ducts.
last library book checked out: I bought "Atlas Shrugged" at B&N. Does that count?
last movie seen: "Little Miss Sunshine"...twice.
last book read: The Fountainhead
last cuss word uttered: I don't remember but I'm sure it was a good one.
last beverage drank: Sierra Mist
last food consumed: Cool Ranch Doritos
last crush: Jim Halpert
last phone call: Corey
last tv show watched: The Office
last time showered: yesterday morning. Don't judge me.
last cd played: Weird Al: Off the Deep End
last item bought: Steak Quesadilla and a Mr Pibb
last downloaded: "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies
last disappointment: ugh, I don't wanna talk about it. It was too disappointing.
last soda drank: Sierra Mist
last thing written: Sierra Mist
last key used: down arrow
last word spoken: it. ("Wait, whose baby is it?")
last sleep: this afternoon, on the floor with Eleanor and my body pillow
last im: Probably Ashley, yesterday afternoon
last sexual fantasy: you, me, and a wheelbarrow full of marbles. What?
last weird encounter: I make it a point never to have weird encounters.
last ice cream eaten: I'm lactose intolerant. Thanks for bringing it up.
last time amused: when Jim put all Dwight's stuff in the vending machine.
last time wanting to die: um...um....ok, I don't think that's ever happened.
last time in love: kindergarten.
last time hugged: hmmm....I don't hug (give or receive) very often. I would imagine it was probably Thursday night at Jen's birthday celebration.
last time scolded: Scolded? I have no idea. I never do anything wrong...so...
last chair sat in: does the sofa count? Bc that's what I'm sitting on.
last shirt worn: White Hanes v-neck undershirt
last time dancing: last night, downtown Athens
last poster looked at: the Aquateen poster on my kitchen wall.
last show attended: does metal karaoke count? If so, last Saturday, TenHigh, Atlanta.