Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Bears and bears and bears....oh my?

Two nights ago I dreamed (dreamt?) all night about bears. They just kept turning up. The first time, I was walking (through the woods, I think, but there was a path)....anyway, I looked up and there, 20-30 feet away, was a black bear. I think to myself, "Ok, it's time to think. Black bears and brown bears are different. With one, you're supposed to ball up and play dead. The other, you're supposed to fight"....but I can't remember which one was which. So obviously, trial-and-error is my only option. Eventually, this black bear guy comes up to me. I punch him in the face. Raaaaar! (Wrong move). He tries to claw me, so I get down and play dead. Works like a charm. Bear goes away. Later in the dream, I come across two more bears (on two separate occasions). They're both brown (possibly Grizzly, but I can't be sure). Fortunately, I knew how to defeat them based on the earlier experiment. A little later, I wake up, confused and asking myself two crucial questions: 1. Why am I dreaming all night about bears?, and 2. Where am I walking that I'm encountering both a brown and a black bear in the same range? I mean, I'm sure it happens, but I think that they generally prefer different habitats...

At some point in the dream, I was also shot with a blowdart.

2 comments:

Glenn Grimwood said...

NO WAY. That is so strange!!!

You know, in all seriousness, I too have a recurring dream with a bear. In it, I've gone to an area of a backyard at some house that's supposed to be mine, I suppose. Anyway, it's situated against a huge expanse of open plains and wilderness. And I walk. And walk. And walk. And then, sure enough, I see bears. Everyone in my dream was warning me about them, but I had to see for myself. They always see me, and chase me. Sometimes I make it to a tree, sometimes a park ranger stand. Sometimes I don't make, and I wake up right before I...well...get eaten, I suppose. The ending always changes, but the beginning and middle is always the same. I'd say I dream that about twice a month...

Ashley said...

Whoah, well that's weird. I wonder what all this beariness means! It's my first ever bear dream, but it was pretty much an all-night affair. Strange.