On a couch with no cushion I sit...writing to you, the people who are probably here and probably won't remember anything that's happening. I will never understand why Halloween is like a permission slip for normally subdued girls to dress like complete sluts. There's a reason I say this (and for the record, it's not Amber, although she IS dressed in a Rainbow Bright costume made for 4 year olds....it's kinda cute.) But yeah, I don't think I need to say anything else about that, except that maybe certain nurses should keep that zipper where it is. If I want to watch porn I'll go to the download folder...
I'm a pretty cute flower, if I do say so. We've been to Wal-Mart a few times tonight and people keep staring at me...but I'm convinced it's because I'm so attractive. Anyway, I need a cupcake. Good luck with those hangovers, kids.
Pollinating...get it?
1 comment:
Yeah, you're pretty hot.
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