There's nothing like coming home to a pile of poop on the living room floor.

So I think my days of going to the public library are officially over. Every time I go there's just so many weirdos hanging out all over the place. Example: A month or so ago I went to Headquarters because I thought they might have PowerPoint on their computers (which they don't, by the way). So there I am, minding my business....and the lady beside me starts talking...But not just talking...Quoting the Bible...Loudly..."For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord...." That one. So I look at her computer screen, praying that she's just reading out loud or something....No. Not at all. She's on some page about adoption....No Bible verses anywhere. I was honestly really freaked out. Seriously. I was thinking....the rapture, maybe...but hoping not b/c I always thought it would happen in some more glamorous way than me sitting in the library with a crazy lady....But so today I decided I'd go to the library and study some before my doctor's appointment...Everything is fine for awhile...and then this guy comes and sits down at a table behind me....And after a few minutes he starts breathing really hard and really fast....Now my first thought was maybe he was crying...But that definitely wasn't it...And then I thought maybe he just has a breathing problem....But I don't think so. So I could be very very mistaken.....but I really believe that this man was...."pleasuring himself" under the table at the friggin' public library!....I swear I would never say that if I didn't really believe it was true. I turned my head a little like I was stretching...just to check things out...and I definitely saw some movement...more than would be expected if he was, say, turning a page or something. Anyway, my phone rang and I took the opportunity to escape. But seriously. I'm gonna think twice from now on about studying at any public library.